That is gonna take a LOT of Skee-Ball.
We haven't seen Keith, AKA Mall Santa 2013, since uhhh since he was actually Mall Santa 2013! It's been awhile. Let's get re-acquainted with him (and play my favorite arcade game).
As for the strip #, 1913 was the year that Death Valley, California hit the highest temperature recorded in the world (as of 2013): 134°F (~56.7°C).
I drove through Death Valley this year on my trip, unexpectedly! My phone immediately buzzed with a flash flood warning. It rained like this.
I may have been a little peeved with the rain at that moment, but knowing what Death Valley is capable of temperature-wise, I think I lucked out!