God if ONLY it were feasible to test toys before you buy 'em, but that'd result in one helluva dildo graveyard.
Here is the old comic, which shows the dildos in black-and-white! The details in the color version were on the original strip, but I decided to black them out last-minute when I posted it nine years ago (whoa NINE YEARS AGO).
Also, sorry if you came here a few hours before #206 went up and were confused to find someone else's artwork! My tech was working on the site and that was a test page that wasn't meant to be seen. However if you saw it and were inspired to write a Black Hazel In Her Forties fanfic I sure ain't stopping you.