I was always a little proud of that "doesn't resemble widdle baby animals" part.
In my defense, I did research this (briefly) before I posted it ten years ago, but 2005 Google wasn't the behemoth of a search engine that 2015 Google is. And did we even have Wikipedia?
*literally wikipedias "Wikipedia"*
Huh. It did. My bad!
My apologies to scallops everywhere.