I feel you, Chris.

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I'd like to apologize for every poem I've ever attempted to write into a GWS comic. It was something old-school syndicated newspaper cartoonists did from time to time, and tbh none of them/us had any business trying to write rhyming poems in a comic. 

Let's just focus on how the colors Laeluu added in the chaser comic improved the original black-and-white comic one thouuuusand percent!

Really wish I would've brought back the SES and let someone catch it. (I bet half of you are picturing Candy with multiple pairs of eyebrows all over her now.)

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The amount of people I know with RLS... I bet they wish they'd gotten it from getting laid!

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Just to clarify, having an STI does not make you a ho-bag. And Hazel has definitely been a ho-bag before, regardless of her STI status.

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It's not even true, though. Thea goes to sleep before Hazel does, and doesn't have the energy to do horrible things to Hazel before she has her coffee in the morning.

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I'm not in the smut business so there won't be a one-shot comic covering Hazel's candlestick saga, but I'm happy to have put the highlights of that tale in your head so you can make up the rest of it.

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Props to that puppy for staying quiet this entire time, bravo, give that good boy a treat!

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I'm creeped out by the image I have in my head of a speculum in the shape of Zach.

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This is your permission to squeeze your own boobs, often and thoroughly, my friends.

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IYKYK.

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This is going to be great. Great great great.

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Guys I am SO EXCITED about how shitty my memory because this comic legitimately STARTLED me, I did not know what was coming.

Bless Doctor Leroy.

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This comic made a lot more sense in the color chaser post than it did in its original black-and-white!

Here you thought Hazel was always drunk, but joke's on you! You didn't realize that it was the fifth of the month every time a new GWS was made.

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Seriously, why haven't they made-- ehh, I guess having an orgasm in front of a doctor would be inappropriate. Nevermind.

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I enjoy when Hazel takes offense to, well, literally anything Darren says casually in her presence.

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Maybe we do not need to get Maureen drunk more often!

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I legitimately forgot where this was going. I hope you did, too. Shh. 

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It's crazy that they're SYMMETRICAL. 

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