If you were to pick the person in the group who loves puns the most, I think you'd have already known it was Jamie.

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Sometimes, Hazel be the smart one.

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Giant ho-bags are welcome at all clinics, btw. ????

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This is one of those strips that make you know exactly what kind of kid Jamie was: the exciting, fantastical one.

Also, the one who tricked you into buying her frozen yogurt bars.

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I love that I wrote these so long ago, I even throw myself a curveball from time to time (for a moment I thought Jamie knew more about Zach's sexual history than Hazel did!).

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Hazel took a surprising amount of math classes and Zach knows that it turns her on when she gets an opportunity to use the otherwise useless terms she learned in high school.

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I doubt this needs to be clarified, but Clarice has no problem using technical sex organ terms; she just knows Hazel will change the topic if she uses the anatomically correct words.

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There's no way to explain to Hazel that knowing safe sex practices between lesbians does not make a person a lesbian.

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I don't know where Hazel comes up with this stuff but I suspect it has something to do with me making these comics at like 3 am every night.

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Hazel might be a professional word-user, but she might also be unqualified to have sex with multiple partners.

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Hazel didn't include her high school on the resume she submitted to the Daily Tribune, and Thea always wondered...

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It didn't occur to me until now that McPedro could be referring to HIS potential fetish, or Sprinkles's potential fetish.

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The kittens never adopted their crazy human aunts' names for them, but they did answer to whatever they called them.

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I was about to say "Imagine Hazel in sales" and then realized she's had sales jobs for half of the series.

Imagine Hazel selling something she doesn't want to sell.

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This comic needs a few more panels. 

Panel 5

Thea: "I can't believe you're not wearing underwear!"
Angel: "No, look at-- wait, hang on..."

Panel 6
Angel puts her feet in a pair of stirrups and lifts them up toward her shoulders

Panel 7

Thea: "OH MY GOD."

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They must not have claws, either, because I don't even wanna think about the effect of kitten claws on eyelids and how fast Hazel would've thrown them out the window.

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Hazel only notices when there's something to complain about, you see.

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I hate to think that Hazel was carrying that damp check in her hand all morning. In her pocket might be worse, though.

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He's actually doing pretty good for a cat-dad.

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Once in a blue moon, Hazel surprises me.

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