"I can grow extra dicks" would at the very least be an intriguing addition to your dating profile.

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One of these days I'll be searching the term "submissive" in the tag system of this archive and I'll be utterly surprised to find Hazel in one of the tagged strips.

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I mean honestly, back in 2010? I'd take any excuse not to shave, too.

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Except for femurs. Hazel is a big fan of large, load-bearing leg bones that are difficult to break.

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I learned that those are called "kitten heels" very very late in my life. Right before I stopped wearing anything with a heel.

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I forgot that I set that 45% off coupon code to expire TODAY (well, MONDAY) at noon eastern time, so if there's anything left that you want, grab it now and use BIRF26 at checkout!

I've literally never dated a dude who even noticed my leg hair when I neglected to shave it.

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My Birthday Week Sale is coming to a close, but there are still four original GWS strips available in the (coupon code is here... actually, fuck it, idk why I'm being coy; the coupon code is BIRF26 - use it at checkout for 45% off!).

If you wanna pick up the GWS compendiums, that coupon code will make them the cheapest you'll ever get 'em, so order them before the end of the weekend if you want a set! I hope ya find something ya like!!

"We were just gluing each other's hands to our faces, Chris went first." Normal boy stuff.

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I'm so happy to have that stained glass background in color now. :)

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(slight spoiler!)

The 45% off discount is still going on (you can find the discount code here or here) but the art is selling out fast, so nab whatchya want! With the discount code they're only *does math* like $69 each, nice.

SHAVED IT INTO AN ARROW.

Actually, why didn't he just shave the tips into triangles, and make them arrows. Chris. CHRISSSSS.

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Oh hey, today is my 45th birthday (I'm writing this a week in advance, shh) and I have a bunch of artwork available on my online store (again, writing this in advance, let's see if I actually accomplish this) which is 45% off THIS WEEK if you use a particular coupon code (which, again, Danielle of the Previous Tuesday Evening does not yet know, so hopefully I remember to update this before it goes live, and if I don't, feel free to nudge me at dcorsetto @gmail.com)! I have some original GWS art (mods?!), daily comics, stickers, figure drawings, and the GWS compendium is there, too, for those of you who haven't gotten yourself a copy yet. 

**UPDATE FROM THE PRESENT!!** I've updated the store with new stuff and sent out the coupon code to my Patreon patrons!

I'm sending out the coupon code to all free Patreon members (hit "join for free," it'll just show you public posts) and my newsletter (Substack, join here) around 4 today, so you can sign up with either of those to get in on it! (Thanks Tuspa Mouse for reminding me to update here!!) The sale will last all week long.

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Honestly the biggest reason this strip didn't age well is that bearded genderqueer people are some of the hottest models out there now, soooo this no longer tracks.

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Pretty sure that's my old friend Lauren's photos framed on the wall on the last panel, including one of Ellie, aka Sprinkles. :.)

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Anyway if you wanna read it from episode number one, click here!

Angel can't even give her two seconds to say hi to her friends. Thea must be... real good at board games...

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Having knobby knees is like having two butt-chins on yer legs.

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I actually thought the background was an accident until I looked back at the original post! I guess beard burn was important enough for Maureen to cross the threshold of the porn shop to talk to Hazel about.

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McPedro's full name is: McPedro, the Hypocritical Slut-Shaming Cactus.

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Maybe Thea's sister was right. ;) (That shouldn't be too spoiler-y for you first timers.)

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Along with the hovertext, I feel like "long hair AND a beard" would also be totally chill today, even in the corporate world.

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I can't even fathom what either Zach or Darren would use a laptop for. But then again, neither can they.

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The Meck doesn't actually have any good wine options. Angel stashes a bottle of his favorite red under the bar just for him, and he tips her very handsomely for this favor.

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