No, Hazel and Jamie are not lesbians. And no, McPedro probably didn't have sex with a plunger... although... that's debatable.
But this IS the beginning of something new. I can't wait to share it with you guys!
Meanwhile... spatula, floor lamp, goggles, snorkel, and plunger.
Just in case you guys couldn't tell what all that stuff in Jamie's bed was.