Posted November 5, 2026 at 10:00 pm

Hazel's never been good at throwing her voice but she is GREAT at making you feel sorry for anything she wants to get rid of in a hurry.

Here's the chaser post for this comic!

And might I remind you that that ELEPHANT TOWN HAS BEGUN AGAIN!!! Today is the LAST DAY you can join the lowest tier at $2/month (or $22.80 a year - annual memberships get 5% off, woo)! After today the lowest tier will go up to $3/mo, so save yourself a buck and get locked into the $2 tier before tomorrow!

Membership options are listed on my main Patreon page (you can toggle to see the annual price at the top), and I believe new updates will be sent to your inbox by default, so you don't even need to go to the Patreon app/site!

$2/month gets you new Daily Comics on Fridays, and new Elephant Town on Mondays. The $5 ART NERD tier gets you all the same comics plus figure drawings, process posts & lessons, behind the scenes stuff, and 50% off all original art I sell. 

If you haven't read Elephant Town yet, the first half of the story (all 327 pages of it!) can be read for free chapter by chapter here. It's definitely a different flavor than GWS - it's sort of a mystery dramedy - but there are elements of the things you love about GWS, too. Dumb sex jokes, flawed characters, and a setting you'd want to live in if it exists (spoiler, it exists: it takes place in my irl town). I hope you like it!!

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2026 Schedule

(aka SPX)
table K13
September 12 + 13
Bethesda, Maryland


Danielle likes to read...

New faves!!

Underpants and Overbites
My Giant Nerd Boyfriend
Boumeries
Up and Out
Alison and her Rock Awesome Robot
Kevin Budnik's autobio comics
Lunarbaboon

~*TIMELESS CLASSICS*~

Questionable Content
Something Positive
Dumbing of Age
Diesel Sweeties
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Johnny Wander
Octopus Pie
That Deaf Guy
LunarBaboon
Sufficiently Remarkable
Blaster Nation
Ramen Empire
Molebashed
Murdercake
Jump Rope
Outlander Man

Too Sexy For Work!
Chester 5000 (too sexy for work!)

Oh Joy Sex Toy (also too sexy!)
The Rock Cocks (careful: sexy!)

Finished, but worth re-reading!
The Bad Chemicals
Cul de Sac 

I also love the podcast My Brother My Brother And Me!

My old pal R. Stevens and I used to do a podcast called Coffee and Cider! It was mostly about being work-obsessed idiots and human beings who like beverages and have cats.