I'm sure you're already aware of Dinosaur Land, so I won't bother to-- oh. You aren't? Come closer.

Click this. Welcome to Dinosaur Land.

Dinosaur Land is a real thing! And it's not far from where I live, so I assumed there were WAY more than just the one solitary Dinosaur Land of White Post, Virginia. You'd think there would be. Dinosaurs have never been not cool. But apparently this local gem is a precious rarity.

That said, we're going to Dinosaur Universe, which doesn't existt and may be terrible.