I had a whole long thing planned for the Perphect family that I never got around to because we had more uplifting storylines to touch on, but in short: one of them was going to be Hazel finally loosing her shit in front of them and how "perfect" they are, that even their baby is always flawlessly Jesus-swaddled to the point that she suspects it must not have arms or legs. Naturally, it's revealed that the baby was in fact born without arms or legs. 

Seemed a little too dark to roll with, so I dropped it. But Hazel's bewilderment at the actually-limbless child still makes me chuckle.

Here's the old post!