I'm not sure how "chick with a wang" would go over these days, but in context, and coming from Mimi's perspective, it seems to fit. Apologies if this made you bristle, though, I understand!

Tomorrow's comic is still (very) dick-centered, in case you'd like to skip it, but it's all cis-dick rhetoric. 

Generally speaking, if your lifestyle is different than Darren or Mimi's, you'd be wise to avoid talking like Darren or Mimi. And as a rule, never talk like Hazel, good lord. 

Here's the old post!