I need to defend Jamie on this one: I'd always assumed that cat allergies were about as bad as regular spring allergies, which I've suffered from all my life... but which have never put me at any scary risk. If someone were to stick my phone in a pile of cut grass in May, I'd be uncomfortable for awhile, but I wouldn't be hospitalized. I'd just be sneezing a bunch.

So you kind of have to assume that Hazel's in the same boat here.

That said... I think Fluffy would agree that it's still a bad prank.

Here's the old one!