This strip is 100% dedicated to my high school BFF Adam, who took me to Stallions in Harrisburg, PA, when I visited him while he was working at Hershey Park over Christmas break in college. Apparently I even got the sign right! I doubt that was from memory, thank you 2005 Google image search.

I'd never seen a cleaner or more blissfully vacant ladies' room in my life, and never have since.