I find it amusing that Hazel thinks someone has to have boobs in order to hold up an outfit that would stay in place better on a completely flat chest.

(Good gravy Natalie Portman's eyebrows are ON. POINT.)

I also find it amusing that I wrote about Episode II even though I'm pretty sure I gave up watching the "new" Star Wars movies after Episode I. I was pretty oblivious to new films at that (particularly broke) point in my life, and Internet ads weren't remotely as invasive back then as they are now, so I can only guess that someone MADE ME watch the trailer.

Who the fuck is that green guy? Did I make that up?