This probably came off as Hazel saying "maybe I'll experiment with girls!" rather than her saying the equivalent of "you'll become bold enough to ask out girls IRL over my dead, extremely heterosexual body," which is really what she's saying.

Apparently I started drawing Slingshot Babies in those last few panels, huh.

Hey, if you go by G. Davis and you sent an EXTREMELY generous Amazon gift card to me, may I just say THANK YOU?? That was a really unexpected, really appreciated gift, especially now as I'm trying to build a desk and get my studio in order! THANK YOU!! 

I don't know how else to reach you, so I hope you actually read my strip and weren't trying to send that to my nemesis, Dominic Corsetto.*

*not really my nemesis, but I'm appalled that I can no longer own the dcorsetto username on absolutely EVERYTHING on the Internet