I don't know what Hazel considers a "sex life" but guess if something only lives for one night, it's still that thing's lifetime.
Here's the old strip! And HERE IS THE LAST FULL DAY TO ORDER THE COMPLETE GWS BOOKS!! It's this, this day in front of you, Tuesday the 17th.
You'll be able to order it tomorrow, too, but only until 5:00 pm EST, then it's GONZO. GONE!! So get it now get it noooowwww!!