God the BULLYING he would get from them. "Ooh your climate is CONTROLLED?" "Oh you've never had a dog pee on you? Or a deer mess you up with their antlers?"  "Ooh you have to have a human water you on a SCHEDULE?" okay actually he'd have some clout there, we all know Hazel isn't watering him on a schedule.

Here's the original post, and the chaser!