I guarantee every single thing on that kitchen website can also be used for sex.

Here's the original post, and the chaser post!

If you follow me elsewhere, you've probably already seen this, but: I'm planning a GWS 20th BIRTHDAY PARTY TOUR for August and October of this year! Here, I made a sort-of comic for it!

I'll be hitting the Northeast first, starting in mid-August!

If you're in any of the light green areas here and you'd like me to hold a GWS party-signing somewhere near you, let me know! I'll definitely be in Philly, Providence, and Boston, so I'd like to find places to host in those cities for sure (YES I am very behind on all of this!!). If you have a location in mind (a place that will let me sell books, but also maybe let us eat cupcakes??), I'm all ears!