

I wanna know exactly how this hiring process went. Wait, I already know how exactly how it went.
Hazel's walking down the street, perturbed that her best friend will be embarking on a perfectly-crafted date with a total stranger for Valentine's Day, while her own boyfriend has planned NOTHING for Valentine's Day. Her self-pity slowly gives way to concern for Jamie, that this stranger will take advantage of Jamie's Pollyannaish trust of everyone (especially cute people)...
Suddenly Hazel is distracted by the sight of a brown-haired girl in short pom-pom pigtails on the sidewalk, pulling her pockets inside-out in a cartoonish display of "I'm broke." She's actually trying to find a small pretty rock she thought she pocketed yesterday on her walk, to no avail, alas.
A light bulb appears above Hazel's head, black as night. She flicks it a few times and it suddenly pops on. "A-HA!" Hazel thinks. "An IDEA."
"Are you broke?" she asks the complete stranger, with no introduction. "Because I've got seven dollars and a job for you."
Erin, who indeed happens to be broke, smiles and nods at the stranger's proposal, Pollyannaishly knowing that she'd stumbled upon an exciting, mysterious new adventure.
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New faves!!
Underpants and Overbites
My Giant Nerd Boyfriend
Boumeries
Up and Out
Alison and her Rock Awesome Robot
Kevin Budnik's autobio comics
Lunarbaboon
~*TIMELESS CLASSICS*~
Questionable Content
Something Positive
Dumbing of Age
Diesel Sweeties
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Johnny Wander
Octopus Pie
That Deaf Guy
LunarBaboon
Sufficiently Remarkable
Blaster Nation
Ramen Empire
Molebashed
Murdercake
Jump Rope
Outlander Man
Too Sexy For Work!
Chester 5000 (too sexy for work!)
Oh Joy Sex Toy (also too sexy!)
The Rock Cocks (careful: sexy!)
Finished, but worth re-reading!
The Bad Chemicals
Cul de Sac
I also love the podcast My Brother My Brother And Me!
My old pal R. Stevens and I used to do a podcast called Coffee and Cider! It was mostly about being work-obsessed idiots and human beings who like beverages and have cats.